Lace up your shoes for a truly unconventional and delightful running experience at Beat the Blerch on Saturday, September 12, 2026, in the charming town of Carnation, Washington! Inspired by Matthew Inman's (The Oatmeal) beloved comic about the inner struggle of running, this event embraces the "terrible and wonderful reasons why we run long distances". Offering a full marathon (26.2M), half marathon (13.1M), 10K, and 5K, the race begins at King County's Tolt MacDonald Park and features a beautiful, mostly flat, out-and-back gravel trail along the scenic Snoqualmie Valley Trail. Runners will enjoy winding through evergreen, mossy forests with views of nearby strawberry farms and pumpkin patches, providing a serene backdrop for your efforts.

What sets Beat the Blerch apart is its unapologetically fun and whimsical approach to racing. Forget chasing personal bests unless you want to; this event celebrates the joy of movement, with aid stations legendary for their indulgence. Expect "magical electrolyte beverages," water, gels, and generous servings of Nutella sandwiches and birthday cake at every stop. You might even encounter strategically placed couches encouraging mid-race naps or be playfully "chased" by Blerches in costume, tempting you to embrace your inner lazy beast. It's a well-organized event where the atmosphere is low-key, focused on good times and celebrating every runner.

The course itself is described as quick and mostly flat, offering a gradual incline on the way out that transforms into a welcome downhill on the return, making for an enjoyable run through the woods of the Pacific Northwest. Typical race day conditions in mid-September include comfortable highs around 68°F and lows around 52°F, with only about a 21% chance of precipitation, creating ideal running weather. Whether you're aiming for a new challenge or simply "running for cake," Beat the Blerch promises an unforgettable and entertaining race day experience for all.